John Scheck - Author - Humorist

  Buy on Amazon   When the elite legal firms of Beverly Hills need problems erased for their most select clients, not argued in court or boardrooms, they contract downward to lesser law offices—ethically compromised “ambulance chasers” with no qualms about getting their hands dirty. Shadowy intermediaries are summoned like genies and the best of these is Tag, a veteran fixer with a brutal past, a dark personal code, and a clear warning to clients: vengeance comes at a cost they may not be able to afford in the end. But in Los Angeles, the rich are used to getting what they want, making Tag a very busy and rich man.     Contracted for a devastating act of retribution against Walter Greene, a Hollywood mogul with a dark legacy of sexual abuse, Tag penetrates Greene’s guarded world to exact the revenge his client sought, winning a battle but starting a war. Far from learning his lesson, Greene enlists his own fixer. Morgan is competent, detached, and even more ruthl...

  Available on Amazon Escaping one of Philadelphia’s most blighted neighborhoods through U.S. Army military police training, Elizabeth Owens becomes a detective in her native city’s police department. Her career is secretly hampered by a wealthy real estate mogul, James McMillan, she arrested for abuse when she was on patrol. Now stuck in the Domestic Violence Unit—one of the department’s least desirable assignments—Owens fights to protect victims in a system that often fails them. After a particularly haunting triple murder, Owens and her partner vow to intercede in domestic violence cases after the aggrieved party makes twenty-seven calls for help, beginning with a serial abuser suspected in the disappearance of a former girlfriend. After Owens discovers McMillan is sabotaging her police career, she uncovers evidence suggesting he’s responsible for the disappearances of multiple women. With help from her partner, a crusading lawyer, and McMillan’s current abused mistress seeki...

La Frontera Saga , is available on Amazon .   Can the world’s biggest drug organization do business like a Fortune 500 company? Diego Valverde, a native of exceptionally peaceful and heavily taxed Spain, convinces the head of the Sinaloa Cartel to implement a program to improve the lives of the rural poor in Mexico through direct payments from drug profits, a form of self-taxation on their enormous illegal gains. Diego’s plan also calls for a unilateral renunciation of violence. While this strategy removes them from the radar of America anti-drug forces, it’s seen as a sign of weakness by the nihilistically murderous Zeta Cartel. Two exceptionally talented DEA agents, one a cynical U.S. Army war veteran, the other an ambitious young woman, lead the American law enforcement interdiction effort with the aid of an incorruptible colonel in the Mexican Special Forces with a hand-picked team of elite soldiers. Another major player siding with the authorities is the head of s...

Available on Amazon Without a doubt, humor is the most subjective literary form. The author reassures readers that if they don’t find these eighty essays funny, it probably means they’re normal, well-adjusted human beings. For the rest of us, these penetrating, sometimes disturbing comedy pieces touch on topics ranging from gym teachers to the war on Christmas. Sharp as a razor, edgy humor directed at every aspect of modern society, and out-of-work rodeo clowns.   Critical acclaim for Nothing Personal “His writing is the moral equivalent of a really bad, really long drum solo.” - Tattoos & Beards Gazette “It has a certain ' je ne sais quoi .' How do you say ‘Not Funny’ in French?” - Moscow Times “Never have I found the words ‘The End’ to be so comforting.” - Vegan Examiner “My only hope is that through the miracle of recycling, this eBook will end up as something remotely useful…like a drink coaster.” - Amateur Lobotomist “If Police Academy VI were an eBook, Noth...

I have a short story called "Visiting Day" in this collection. Buy on Amazon . Short Stories From The Darkside Towards the end of 2017 Fahrenheit Press launched a short story competition to showcase talented crime fiction writers from all around the world. Our crack panel of judges whittled down the hundreds of entries we received to the 15 stories contained in this anthology. We believe these authors represent some of the most exciting crime fiction being written today. The paperback edition will be published on March 30th 2018 and you can now pre-order your copy direct from us. Buy Noirville on Amazon . Click here to buy your copy (ebook or paperback).  

I grew up reading National Lampoon so my modest, one essay contribution to National Lampoon Not Fit for Print was pretty cool for my inner adolescent child.