Nothing Personal by John Scheck

A book of about 80 humor essays on every topic you can imagine, and probably many others that you never imagined could somehow make their way into print. I hope that some of them will make you laugh as I laugh all the way to the bank to ask them for a loan to buy food.

"Humor is without a doubt the most subjective literary form, and the author reassures readers that if they don’t find any of these eighty essays funny, it probably means that they are normal, well-adjusted human beings. For the rest of you, these sometimes penetrating, sometimes disturbing comedy pieces touch on topics ranging from gym teachers, to the war on Christmas. Sharp as a razor, edgy humor directed at every aspect of modern society, and out-of-work rodeo clowns."

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Critical acclaim for Nothing Personal

“His writing is the moral equivalent of a really bad, really long drum solo.”
- Tattoos & Beards Gazette

“It has a certain 'je ne sais quoi.' How do you say ‘Not Funny’ in French?”
- Moscow Times

“Never have I found the words ‘The End’ to be so comforting.”
- Vegan Examiner

“My only hope is that through the miracle of recycling, this eBook will end up as something remotely useful…like a drink coaster.”
- Amateur Lobotomist

“If Police Academy VI were an eBook, Nothing Personal would be the sequel.
- Competitive Knitting Review